1) Someone tried to steal me. They waved R200 in front of my face, I made a grab for it, then some guy "jokingly" hug/grabbed me, he wanted me to go away with him. I said no. Just like my mom told me not to take candy from strangers, don't take money from strangers too.
2) I saw a car accident. It was actually a hit and run. Was exciting.
3) Made friends with a bergie called Simon, but not Simple Simon as he says.
4) Had a nice game of Simon Says.
5) Got whistled, hooted and the loud kissing noise at by men as they drove past. Even though they are muck for doing it and are mainly men in their late 40s with beer bellies and tuft of hair, I still can't help but laugh. It's flattering and gross at the same time.
6) Made friends with another bergie, he asked me to marry him. I said no.
7) Saw a pigeon with a leg that had no toes. I called him one-leg-peg, the pirate of the skies.
8) Saw a man pushing a Shoprite trolley filled with Nik Naks. I asked if I could have one, he said no and told me to fuck off. Rudeness.
9) Someone asked me if I had a hunting knife on me. I said no. Honestly! But seriously though, I do know people who carry large knives on their person. They are safe and unsafe to be around.
10) Watched a man very happily devour an apple while he sat at the robots. I mean he was really really enjoying it. I think he ate the core, pips, stalk and leaves as well. The apple monster.
- The small thing that made me smile today: All of the above.
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