Coincidence... I think NOT

Why is it that when you're desperately trying to avoid someone you just end up bumping into them everywhere you go?

I've been trying to avoid this guy = "Avoiding Guy" and I've seen him almost every day this week. WTF? Thanks universe, you are, hands down, the master of awkward silences.

From now I'm going to try and avoid Johnny Depp...

In other cases of my exciting life, I have become a witch, but not a bad one, a good one. Like Glenda, or Glinda, the Witch of the North from the Wizard of Oz. I have a host of potions that I've been given, and boy do they work!

I put a few drops of this and a few drops of that and then whattayaknow, I'm cured. Of course I say a little spell before I drink it, it goes something like this...

"Hocus Pocus, I like to drink this, It's yummy and funny and makes everything smile including my bunny."

I think I'll take some right now in fact.

• The small thing that made me smile today: I saw an actual shag-mobile. It was this old hippie looking Microbus, and it had rendezvous looking curtains in the back part of it. Perfect for the old raunchy vaunchy.

Good times!