They're everywhere, they're everywhere!

So the day began with me getting horrendoosly lost and ending up in Mitchells Plain, seeing that my paranoia is something in the mid 900s, it wasn't fun. I clutched onto my pepper spray waiting for some punk to try anything. They would regret it, pepper and me are bestest friends, and they pepper don't mind burning your eyes out.

Worked in the northern suburbs today. Was kak boring, but oh. my. god. what is up with all the frigging emo's there! They are everywhere! The lot walking around with hair in their eyes, tight pants that make their faces blue, some t-shirt with a sad face on it or a broken heart. Jesus Christoff, cheer the fuck up, seriously!

SMILE!

The world is not out to get, unless you're into scientology, in that case talk to Tom Cruise, he's in the closet.

People do not think you're ugly, it's just because we can't actually see your face, so if you get upset because of our expressions of warped curiosity frustrate and anger you, then change your fucking ways.

Piss. Me. Off.

God.

I had a good feeling about humanity yesterday, first a friendly neighbour helped me out, then while driving to dinner I saw a lady just walk up to a homeless person and give them food. How nice!? very!

It made me feel all warm and tingly inside. I then realised that was just because I was hungry.

• The small thing that made me smile today: I saw a boer, A real afrikaaner! The shoes, khaki short shorts, khaki and green top, a thick black muzz, and the best part... a straw hat.
  Boy did I laugh!