Hospital Bend is driving me around the bend

Can someone, anyone PLEASE tell me what the fuck is going on with hospital bend these days...

Construction is taking forever, and my nerves are starting to shatter. Every time I pass Rhodes memorial I start bracing myself for what is ahead, and sigh cause I now have to put two hands on the wheel, check these things called "mirrors", and actually concentrate.

I don't think anyone really knows what to do, they all just drive, swerving to get into their respective lanes. Just look at people when they driving hospital bend, a sprinkle of sweat forms on their brows as they nervously try to not fuck up.

I did something quite weird today and read the obituaries in the paper. I do it sometimes when I'm feeling a bit down about humanity, it makes me sad to read them, but it's the only real time people say nice things about one another, and when they truly speak from their heart.

I sat there at work with a lump in my throat all morning, a customer came in, asked me a question and I just sat there all tearful with a quivering chin. They left immediately.

I am queen at forcing people to not do business.

Anywoo.

• The small thing that made me smile today: There are two today actually.

1) A funny money guy was dressed up, he was wearing a shower cap, and fake beard, and black bag as a top. He looked liked a rabbi about to go for a shower after he had been on that "dunk" show that used to be on Ktv.

2) Was watching the world championship of "worlds strongest man." I personally think these guys are more fat than strong, but whatever. In the end this big, burly, carnivorous Ukranian guy won. And when he did he started screaming like a little girl whose dolly got taken away from her. Was pretty amusing.

That's all.